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camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee)

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

(Source: officialpollen)


Pretty Little Liars Season 65. “Tonight we find out who A is!”

(Source: xrumor-hasitx)

blastortoise:

I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like

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